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| City: | LEESBURG 34748 |
| State: | Florida |
| Country: | United States |
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4 June, 2025
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| NickName: | curmud |
| Status: | Online | Age: | 71 |
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| Headline: | I STINK, THEREFORE I AM |
| Description: | . hiding in plain sight. i don't bathe. pits reek of garlic + onions + scrote smells like fruit fallen off the guava tree in summer. when i drop mud i don't wipe: i push my prolapse back up in ;-P bending over feels like unwadding cling-wrap. my greasy head's rancid so a sweet funky glaze of drying chempiss' an improvement. . . RAW gifting yor Naughty Uncle IS appropriate. Sodomy is one Male installing semen in another Male's colon: penis shoving through anus til spermcanon roars in velvety walls' membrane to soak in. Frottage enemas toys hands feet don't install DNA. i LUV swallowing but gastric juices destroy semen. Stealthing + Breath Control (smother-fuk / choke-screw) will help. Being a Sodomite? DO IT RIGHT. don't be washin it outta me wit yor piss neither. . . YOR BAD BEHAVIOR'S requested if THIS sounds LIKE U: .Toxic sticky churnin scrotum's free-ball high-count incubators. Brutish Bastards Cads Cheaters, Creeps Daemons Defecators. Manimals and Masturbators. Pervs Persistent Poopers Pricks. Primal Users. Date-R^pists. Thugs Satyres Smother-BBuggers Strangle-screwers Scumbags Stealthers. Sweaty chem-piss Urinators: Venal Vicious Condom-haters. Walkin' sausage droolin slick With onion-stanky rancid pits. Full-well Grownup BBugger-blokes. No colognes deodorant soaps. MAS-cu-line. I'll say it twice: I'm Just Wild About...hairy's nice. So rangy Au Naturale HE: Monstahs Doers 'NUFFsaid, oui? Hunkered down to heave wit glee A2M deliberately: ON PURPOSE. . .D A R K N E S S • R E I G N S . . . HAIL DIONYSUS: on m' deuces to Thee . HAIL PAN: hooves to flute rhythm beat . HAIL LOKI: gurgle grunt surprise feed . HAIL HERNE: BBuk this long sow for keeps. . . HAIL EROS: Older One oh so choice . HAIL ODIN: Father bright rite of Olde . HAIL BELIAL: hedonist's voices . HAIL ANUBIS: scale's balance be told. . NEMA. . . Ever have a Naughty Uncle? Not talked of at dinner. chew-n-show'd when i looked. didn't wipe, never flushed: smelled him, saw it. front pocket sweets: "Gitcha hand in grab two". other side had hard + slippery too. Stanky pits Sundays his tank top bewitching. "precious lard savor ain't likely missin ye". . Naughty Uncle knew. . frustrations accrue. . . I must've been a tapeworm in a previous life. . i cherish intestinal slow contractions . churning gut-roughage + muck from guys spleens. . Such luscious iron rich nitrogen gravy lumps . squeal + gurgle: fart convincingly. . He arrived early: i'd foresworn + promised: . Yeah man, I WILL: all of it. Yesiree. . Straddling shoulders down snug knees ayroun' me . limp biscuits fluffy chuds hearsay-squirts: Oui. . Catering server's rump did well for me. . mm-HM. . . . Ethnicity: Mammal . Genus: HOMO sapien . Nationality: citizen connoisseur of bang-legged clanger-droppin males' (__*__) |
| Height: | 5'8" - 5'11" (171-180cm) |
| Weight: | 200-209 Lbs (91-94 Kgs) |
| Build: | Average |
| Body Hair: | Some Hair |
| Cock: | Average - Cut |
| HIV Status: | Don't Care |
| Drink: | Rarely |
| Drugs: | No Thanks |
| Smoker: | No |
| Position: | Anything Goes |
| Tags: | 1offs, 1on1, A2M, anon, BB, BC, BM, BO, crabs, dirty, defecation, eating, face-sitters, farts, feeders, filth, fleas, HEP-C, HERPES, HPV, HIV, lice, naked, NSA, oral, pagan, puke, r^pists, raunch, rim, snot, Sodomy, spit, stealth, stink, |
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